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Sunday, October 23, 2011

Hack & Slash: Week 3

So here's my results for week three. Not really much different from last week, but at least I am trying to watch as much as I can. My movie and shows just don't have any of the bonuses.


Week 3:

Movies
Running Time
Rating
Bonus
The Walking Dead Season One Episode 5
1 hour
4 stars

The Walking Dead Season One Episode 6
1 hour
5 stars

Supernatural Season 7 episode 3
1 hour
4 stars

Supernatural Season 7 episode 4
1 hour
4 stars

Haven Season 2 episode 9
1 Hour


Ghost Lab Season 1 Episode 7
1 hour
3 stars

Ghost Lab Season 1 episode 8
1 hour
3 stars

Ghost lab Season 1 Episode 9
1 hour
3 stars

Saw VI
1 hour 30 minutes
4 stars
It’s the 6th movie
Prom Night
1 hour 29 minutes
3 stars
Killer’s face is obstructed for over 90% of the movie
Bereavement
1 hour 43 minutes
1 star

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Horror Movie Rules: Your Input Needed

I am sure you all remember Jamie Kennedy's character in Scream and his love of movies. If you remember he gave off a list of rules you should follow that horror movies has taught us to obey. We've all watched these movies and have screamed at the kids having sex that they are going to die, or why the girl is running up stairs to get away when running out the door is a much better idea.

Rules via Jamie Kennedy:

1. Sex = Death
2. Don't drink or do drugs. 
3. Never say "I'll be right back"


So there's obviously more rules, and you know this if you watch horror movies. What I find funny is that Wes Craven directed Scream where the famous rules started yet in his last movie that I saw My Soul to Take he ignored most of the rules.

So anyway here's my list of rules to survive a horror movie and you guys please leave your rules or ones you want to add to my list that I might have forgotten. There is no wrong answers here... well maybe there is I just haven't heard it yet.

Fallen Bettie's Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie or a Really Bad Camping Trip, Road Trip or House Party



  1. Sex is bad... okay... If you have sex you will die 
  2. Being high or drunk is a fast path to death, you won't realize you're in trouble until it's too late
  3. The serial killer never dies. He always plays dead or by a miracle comes back to life. So don't assume he's dead. 
  4. If you are a black person in a horror movie... you're either going to die or die first, I didn't make up this rule, but it seems to be true in most movies
  5. Do not trust toys of any kind. Even the cute looking ones might come to life
  6. Do not pick up hitchhikers
  7. Don't go anywhere alone...
  8. Do not get help from strangers if it's raining and your car isn't working
  9. Do not watch a tape even if it has no label... you'll regret it
  10. Do not go running/walking into a graveyard
  11. You will trip at least twice when being chased by a serial killer, vampire or monster
  12. Say out of the basement or attic, doesn't matter if you heard something they are death traps
  13. Never trust the innocent ones, they are more than likely the killer. 
  14. Avoid camping trips, desert/farm parties or any kind of party.
  15. Always double tap. Always!!


Now your turn, add some rules that you think should be here or that I have forgotten. 

Human Centipede II, Someone actually watched it for me

Well you all know I despise Tom Six and his Human Centipede movies. I challenged someone to watch it and review it for me. What I didn't expect was it to come from Brian, my good friend, over at Inglorious Blogsters. Yes, usually I would be the one seeing this and telling him about it, not the opposite. So I am going to send you all to his blog to read his nicely done review and if you have any heart you will send him Visine or something nice for having his eyes raped by this movie.

I'm sorry Brian!!!! Check out his review!!


Sunday, October 16, 2011

Hack & Slash: Week Two

This week was not my best. I had a huge project that I was freaking out over and then ended up dropping the class so most of my week was eaten up. I did manage to squeeze somethings in, but maybe next week or the following weeks will be better. And here I thought I would run out of movies by now. Can't blame me for being optimistic. I hope to get some of these done as reviews down the road, at least the movies not the TV shows. Which reminds me I haven't seen any of the new Supernatural episodes since the second one... opps!! Well here are my results.


Week 2:
Movie
Run Time
Rating
Bonus
Saw V
96 minutes
4 stars
It’s the 5th movie
Haven Season 2 episodes 3
1 hour
4 stars

Haven Season 2 Episode 4
1 hour
4 stars

Haven Season 2 Episode 5

1 hour
4 stars

Haven Season 2 episode 6

1 hour
4 stars

Haven Season 2 Episode 7
1 hour
5 stars

Haven Season 2 episode 8
1 hour
2 stars

The Perfect Host
92 minutes
4 stars
wildcard
Ghost Hunters International Season 3 episode 6
1 hour
 3 stars

Ghost Lab Season 1 Episode 1
1 hour
4 stars

Ghost Lab Season 1 Episode 2
1 hour
4 stars

Ghost Lab Season 1 Episode 3
1 Hour
3 stars

Ghost Lab Season 1 Episode 4
1 Hour
3 stars

Ghost Lab Season 1 Episode 5
1 Hour
3 stars

Fright Night (1985)
1 hour 46 minutes
3 stars
Boob shot by one of the victims,
Sleepaway Camp
1 hour 24 minutes
3 ½ stars
Penis shot and didn’t die, but they were the killers, you didn’t see who the killer was until the end.

The Walking Dead Season One Episode Six


Episode Six: This episodes start with what Shane saw at the hospital when Rick was still in the Coma. The military is killing people left and right and Shane tries to get Rick out, but is unable to and is unsure what to do. All the power goes out and Rick appears to be dead, so he lives Rick behind and gets himself out.

The group meets the doctor asks for a chance of survival not sure to trust each other. They must submit to a blood test so he can make sure none of them are infected. This is the first time we see the group letting go and enjoying themselves. They even let young Carl try a sip of wine. Except the doctor, who seems unwilling to enjoy the company.

They group gets their own quarters and hot water to shower in. We know that when things are tough a nice shower is always one way to make things better.  Of course not everyone is enjoying the safety. We know there’s an over looming cloud of danger. The group all seem to be heavy on the booze enjoying the taste of… goodness.

Shane is drunk and goes to Laurie trying to tell her, he really thought Rick was dead and that he wants her.

The next morning the doctor shows the group a brain of a human and then what happens when they become a walker. The subject, who allowed the doctors to track the process, turns out to be the doctor’s wife.  The process reanimates the body, but just what controls the movement.

He admits that he doesn’t know what this is that is affecting the world. Nor if anyone else is alive or if any part of the world is kept normal. They learn that the generator is about to shut down and the entire place will destruct.  In desperation some of them men check to make sure he’s no lying.

The rest of the group is not happy with things starting to look worse; they have 30 minutes before the place goes. The group tries to leave, but the doctor has everything shut down and won’t let them go.  He tells them that when the power runs out they place will explode and burn all living things inside.

Unwilling to accept death this the men try to axe the door open and the doctor tells everyone who Rick knew it was going to be the end of everyone he loves. They plea with him that they are not going to die like this, the doctor has long forgotten what it is like to want to live.

Rick gets the doctor to open up and how his wife asked him to get going as long as possible. Rick asks the doctor to let them do the same, go as long as they possibly can. They have a right. He lets them go, but the outside is in lockdown and he cannot open it. As they leave the doctor whispers something to Rick and not everyone is going to go with the group. 

Andrea isn’t willing to go and Dale tries to convince her to go. He decides if she doesn’t go, neither will he. On the top the men are trying to hack their way through the glass to get out. Nothing works, but Carol remembers that she took a grenade out of Rick’s pockets when she washed his cloths. It blasts the window and they run out.  With seconds to spare Dale and Andrea escape and the remaining survivors shoot their way to their vehicles and drive away with the CDC crumbling behind them. 





Review: This was a great way to end the season. You are left hanging with knowing the group got out alive, but where will they go now? A good show gives you something to hold on, but wanting more. They did this with this show. You are satisfy that they got out, but are wondering where are they going?

I can see why this show has got the following and the praise it has gotten. It is well deserved and I hope that the second season follows in the same direction.


Closing Notes: Well, that is the end of The Walking Dead Season One recaps. I hope you enjoyed them. I wasn't sure I was going to get them all done before Season Two started, but I did. If you are wondering when it begins, it's right around the corner. Season 2 starts on October 16th, which is today at 9/8 central time on AMC. Check your local listing for the exact time in your area. I won't be home to watch it, but I will try to find it so I can review it by Monday.







The Walking Dead Season One Episode Five

Episode Five: This episode starts with Rick on his radio trying to get a hold of Morgan letting him know not to get to Atlanta, that it is dangerous. We also see Andrea mourning the loss of her sister and having to killer her. The men of the group are making sure all the walkers are dead and burn them.

 We see Glenn get emotion about not burning members of the group who were attacked by walkers. Jim appears to be bite and this sets the group on edge. The group tries to decide where they are to go and get help from Jim. They decide to head towards the CDC, since they should be well armed, have food, shelter and other needs.

 Shane and Rick are still at odds with each other. Trying to figure out who is alpha male in the group. Even so the group still moves on towards the CDC in hopes of safety. The RV cannot go any further and Jim is getting worse. He cannot take the ride and asks to be left on the side of the road. The group talks about whether to honor Jim’s wish or not. After they leave Jim, we meet a Doctor who leaves his own videos on his experience. He seems to be working for the CDC and trying to understand the virus that has the whole world mad.

 The group makes it to the CDC finally and finds walkers everywhere and no access to the CDC. They have to walk quietly in order to get to the doors. At first they are not allowed in, but after Rick pleas with him, the doors open.

 Review: This episodes really plays on the human emotion. Loosing love ones, how to deal with someone who is clinging on to a dead love one and how to keep surviving when so much is going wrong. To be honest I would never think of going to a place like the CDC, but maybe if I knew it was a virus or something biological I might. I guess if it was mentioned on the radio and whatnot, it would make sense. I think this episode builds up to the end of the series very well. We know that things will never go simple. Murphy's Law as we know always plays into affect in situations like this.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Horror Crafts via Etsy

I am sure most people have heard of etsy. Maybe not everyone, but if you know someone that makes crafts and sells them, then you might know what I am talking about. Etsy was the original site for handmade arts and crafts to be sold on-line. Let's face it ebay really isn't the place for handmade items. I had a store called Kimberly Ann's Jewelry, which I don't use anymore when it first started. I do have a shop now, but I don't have time to make items.

So anyway I went through their horror tag and found some amazing stuff. I had made a nice little mini etsy for all the amazing items. so take a look at the site and maybe you will find something truly special for your halloween costume or for you favorite horror fan!!