Human Centipede II, Someone actually watched it for me

Well you all know I despise Tom Six and his Human Centipede movies. I challenged someone to watch it and review it for me. What I didn't expect was it to come from Brian, my good friend, over at Inglorious Blogsters. Yes, usually I would be the one seeing this and telling him about it, not the opposite. So I am going to send you all to his blog to read his nicely done review and if you have any heart you will send him Visine or something nice for having his eyes raped by this movie.

I'm sorry Brian!!!! Check out his review!!

Reaction to Human Centipede 2

Well the world premier is among us for The Human Centipede 2. I am going to share the video review that Shock Till You Drop did while at Fantastic Fest 2011. From what they said, I was right on with this one. Does deliver on the gore, but nothing makes sense. So I am still not seeing it. Like I said before if anyone is crazy enough to see it and you want to write a review for me to post here go head when it comes out. E-mail it to me and I will decide if it's honest enough for me to post.

Source: Shock Till You Drop

Vacation Time

So I will be out of town this weekend and will not have my laptop so no posts from me. However to keep up with the challenge I have already done the posts and if it works the schedule feature will automatically post them for me. So look forward to that.

If you want to know if I am doing any cool horror related stuff on my trip, well I am not. I'm going to Boston to see the Dropkick Murphy's play at Fenway and do some sight seeing. Now I might try to do one of those haunted night tours and if I do I will take pictures and write about it. It would be the second time I have ever done this, the first being the Queen Mary.

I am hoping to read and finish World War Z while on the plane and will do a review on that if I am able to read it. I might have to take homework to do instead, but we'll see.

I also have the teaser trailer that was just released for Human Centipede II. No gore just some clips from the first movie and shots of Martin. I'm wondering if it will be in black and white since everything I have seen hasn't been in color. Doesn't matter I'm not seeing it, but here's the trailer in case you are curious.  http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810179244/video/26546472

Human Centipede 2 First Image Released

Yeah I know, I hate this series already, but I figured I should share this with you anyway since there are some people who do want to see this movie.... Entertainment Weekly has released the picture of Martin, the sicko that has the movie banned in the UK and I guess could have scenes cut out when it comes to the U.S. in October. It's not graphic, just the face of Martin, but still looks like a sicko. So here's the picture of the bastard and I am not going to post it, but some Australian group has a video of people's reactions to watching Human Centipede 2, but you can tell they are acting and not true reactions. So I'm not putting that up on here. I tell the truth and not lie or fake it.

Don't want to meet this fucker in a back alley or a cemetery. I'm sure he doesn't leave the house except to kidnap women to rape. I hope this one fails in the box office and no ones is willing to do the 3rd one because it's a horrible idea to do these movies. They are horror theme snuff films and only the truly sick and demented would enjoy this. 

So there's more to this, looks like some actual footage will be release tomorrow by IFC. I guess I'll watch it, but if it's too horrible I will post the link only and not embed it on my blog for those who want nothing to do with this movie. 

One last thing, this is old, but I only now discovered it. Tom Six did a teaser trailer last year for the second movie and oh boy... I want to shoot that ten gallon cowboy hat right off his sick head. He has crappy fake blood on him too. I cannot embed it, but here's the LINK. 

Human Centipede 2 U.S. Release Date

Raise your hand if you are going to see the midnight showing on October 7th for the Human Centipede 2... Dude, put your hand down. I sure as hell am not going to. From what I read back when I first announce the plot line I told you I wasn't going to watch it, I still am not going to watch it in a theater. If you go I would expect really creepy guys who get off on snuff films and leather wearing ponytails and Hawaiian shirts. Not a pretty picture and no guys do not make this one of those scary movies you take a girl to, so you can make a move. This is how you will loose that girl forever and have to pay for her therapy sessions.

If anyone decides to see this movie I might let you write a review here on the horror house blog. I really don't want to, but if someone else is sick enough to watch it and wants to, then I will gladly do that. However, I will read it/them first before posting them.

So there you have it more news on a horrible movie.

Update on Human Centipede Sequel Part II

So it looks like we have a response from Tom Six, who is the man behind this... whatever you want to call these movies. I don't want to call them art, or monsters... I guess we'll just stick to calling them creative movies.

So in case you've been dying to know what Six looks like and put a face to the crazy plot of his movies... here he is. Aww he looks like that night quite neighbor you have... I guess he likes guns and is know for wearing cowboy hats.


So here is Six's colorful response to BBFC's decision to banned the sequel to his movie:

“Thank you BBFC for putting spoilers of my movie on your website and thank you for banning my film in this exceptional way. Apparently I made an horrific horror-film, but shouldn't a good horror film be horrific? My dear people it is a f****cking MOVIE. It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief. It is art. Give people their own choice to watch it or not. If people can't handle or like my movies they just don't watch them. If people like my movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere also in the UK.”y movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere also in the UK

Source: Empire

So I already told you that I thought the description of the movie sounded like a snuff film or porno. I am all for being able to express yourself, but at the same time I also understand why the board made this decision. I think they are afraid that someone is going to forget reality and think this is real and try to make it their own... just like the character in the sequel. We do have enough sick people in this world, that we really don't need anymore getting new ideas from a movie.

Also, I am not sure how much is or isn't revealed by the plot in yesterday's news, so I cannot really comment on Six's statement on that. I do however agree with him that people should be allow to watch his movie if they want to. However, I think he forgets that we live in the age of the internet. Movies are leaked on the net as soon as they hit theaters and plots are released on the net as well as soon as someone has seen it. So why he thinks that no one will know what's going to happen before they see it is beyond me, but I am sure he feels that these movies are his babies and doesn't want anything bad to happen to them.

So I am sure there will be more drama as this movie comes closer to being released.

Human Centipede II News

It looks like we have a plot for the second human centipede movie. I will post the entire description, because there is no way I could paraphrase it. The news came out about the sequel because the BBFC or the British Board of Film Classification is rejecting the movie to be released in the UK. Now since I live in the United States I had to look up what exactly the BBFC is. From my research it is an independent industry that gives movies and video games their ratings as well as deeming what can and cannot be released in the UK.

All I can say is that the director is saying that the sequel will make the first one look like my little pony... I am not joking this is what he said. I didn't buy it until I read the discretion. Read below and I will tell you after what I think of this movie based on the information provided.

"The first film dealt with a mad doctor who sews together three kidnapped people in order to produce the ‘human centipede’of the title. Although the concept of the film was undoubtedly tasteless and disgusting it was a relatively traditional and conventional horror film and the Board concluded that it was not in breach of our Guidelines at ‘18’. This new work, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film and who imagines putting the ‘centipede’ idea into practice. Unlike the first film, the sequel presents graphic images of sexual violence, forced defecation, and mutilation, and the viewer is invited to witness events from the perspective of the protagonist. Whereas in the first film the ‘centipede’ idea is presented as a revolting medical experiment, with the focus on whether the victims will be able to escape, this sequel presents the ‘centipede’ idea as the object of the protagonist’s depraved sexual fantasy.

 The principal focus of The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims. Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’. There is little attempt to portray any of the victims in the film as anything other than objects to be brutalised, degraded and mutilated for the amusement and arousal of the central character, as well as for the pleasure of the audience. There is a strong focus throughout on the link between sexual arousal and sexual violence and a clear association between pain, perversity and sexual pleasure. It is the Board’s conclusion that the explicit presentation of the central character’s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of its Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.
Links: Empire  & Shock till You Drop

So do you remember when I did my review on the Human Centipede and I was complaining how it wasn't gory or gross enough for me? Well it know seems like the director has not only listen to me, but has gone off the deep end. I expect to see more gore and what not, but this level of sex and torture sounds more like a snuff film. I don't what kind of sick person thinks up these kind of things. Yes, it you write horror movie scripts and books maybe you are not the most normal person in the world, but this seems like someone who is holding back some sick tendencies.

I am not sure I even want to watch this movie. The description makes me think I will have someone knocking on my door assuming me of enjoying rape, torture and unfit to enjoy my freedom. I am not sure if this movie will be banded in the US as well, but even if it is not I think I will wait to see what people say about it before I even consider watching this movie. So know that you know what this movie is about, will you watch it?