Valentine's Day Horror Edition

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There's nothing scarier than Valentine's Day. Yes, even though I am not single I still never like the holiday. Nothing says I love you than forced love and desperation. So to celebrate I thought I would bring you all the better things you could be doing on Valentine's Day than stalking your fantasy crush or sitting by the phone hoping that Edward Cullen would give you a call to say he dumped Bella.

For one you can watch this trailer for a new zombie video game coming out called Lollipop Chainsaw. This game looks a bit cheesy, but maybe it better than it looks. It apparently is just for Valentine's Day.

If you are more of the watching movies with a dark side to the holidays you can watch the remake of My Bloody Valentine's Day. While there's not much about the holiday compared to the original, I liked the remake better. Eh and if your into good looking guys and alone you can enjoy some eye candy while you watch the movie.

There's also a movie called Valentine, which is a horror movie, but I have not seen it. I am sure it's cheesy, but might be something worth watching if you are in an anti-force love kind of mood.





Oh and I cannot forget. If you are truly lonely and a sick bastard The Human Centipede is released on DVD and Blu-Ray on Feb 14th... ah nothing say love than a snuff film.

If you want to do something for your lover on this special day I have yet to find chocolate covered brains or zombies, so maybe if you find some cherry filled chocolates or something similar it won't be too mushy and romantic.

So don't worry of this silly holiday. have a laugh by watching a good horror movie or one that is so bad you are laughing your ass off.