Is It Upon Us?

So even though I do not watch the news and accidentally get most of the big news stories on Facebook I miss most of them. Unless someone tells me about it. Well it seems like here in the US we are starting to see signs that zombie are upon us. Also, from what I have seen all the "zombies" were high on bath salts... not the cool way people became zombies in the movies, but I guess we never really knew how it would begin. Though science stuff like a virus or something sounds better than a drug. So I will link the articles on the most recent ones and you can decide for yourself if we need to start preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Op Ed from Washington Post

The Undead Report

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/zombie-attacks-continue-carl-jacquneaux-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-face-in-lafayette-louisiana

There is plenty more, just Goggle Zombies or Zombie attacks in the south and you will find all kinds of articles.

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So what are we to do? Well here's my list:
1) Stay away from anyone one doing bath salts or places where people do drugs.
2) Hide your kids, hide your wife
3) Stock pile food and supplies
4) Get all the weapons you can and every type possible. Remember guns make noise and have no effect on these bath salt zombies.
5) Board up your house with all your supplies
6) Trust no one!!!

So to all of you in the South please be ready for this to get worse and everyone else in the world better see this as a warning to prepare.