Rules via Jamie Kennedy:
1. Sex = Death
2. Don't drink or do drugs.
3. Never say "I'll be right back"
So there's obviously more rules, and you know this if you watch horror movies. What I find funny is that Wes Craven directed Scream where the famous rules started yet in his last movie that I saw My Soul to Take he ignored most of the rules.
So anyway here's my list of rules to survive a horror movie and you guys please leave your rules or ones you want to add to my list that I might have forgotten. There is no wrong answers here... well maybe there is I just haven't heard it yet.
Fallen Bettie's Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie or a Really Bad Camping Trip, Road Trip or House Party
- Sex is bad... okay... If you have sex you will die
- Being high or drunk is a fast path to death, you won't realize you're in trouble until it's too late
- The serial killer never dies. He always plays dead or by a miracle comes back to life. So don't assume he's dead.
- If you are a black person in a horror movie... you're either going to die or die first, I didn't make up this rule, but it seems to be true in most movies
- Do not trust toys of any kind. Even the cute looking ones might come to life
- Do not pick up hitchhikers
- Don't go anywhere alone...
- Do not get help from strangers if it's raining and your car isn't working
- Do not watch a tape even if it has no label... you'll regret it
- Do not go running/walking into a graveyard
- You will trip at least twice when being chased by a serial killer, vampire or monster
- Say out of the basement or attic, doesn't matter if you heard something they are death traps
- Never trust the innocent ones, they are more than likely the killer.
- Avoid camping trips, desert/farm parties or any kind of party.
- Always double tap. Always!!
Now your turn, add some rules that you think should be here or that I have forgotten.
16. Never be a dick just for the sake of being a dick. Anyone who's a complete jerk for no reason will be killed...often more violently than the rest.
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