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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Horror Movie Rules: Your Input Needed

I am sure you all remember Jamie Kennedy's character in Scream and his love of movies. If you remember he gave off a list of rules you should follow that horror movies has taught us to obey. We've all watched these movies and have screamed at the kids having sex that they are going to die, or why the girl is running up stairs to get away when running out the door is a much better idea.

Rules via Jamie Kennedy:

1. Sex = Death
2. Don't drink or do drugs. 
3. Never say "I'll be right back"


So there's obviously more rules, and you know this if you watch horror movies. What I find funny is that Wes Craven directed Scream where the famous rules started yet in his last movie that I saw My Soul to Take he ignored most of the rules.

So anyway here's my list of rules to survive a horror movie and you guys please leave your rules or ones you want to add to my list that I might have forgotten. There is no wrong answers here... well maybe there is I just haven't heard it yet.

Fallen Bettie's Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie or a Really Bad Camping Trip, Road Trip or House Party



  1. Sex is bad... okay... If you have sex you will die 
  2. Being high or drunk is a fast path to death, you won't realize you're in trouble until it's too late
  3. The serial killer never dies. He always plays dead or by a miracle comes back to life. So don't assume he's dead. 
  4. If you are a black person in a horror movie... you're either going to die or die first, I didn't make up this rule, but it seems to be true in most movies
  5. Do not trust toys of any kind. Even the cute looking ones might come to life
  6. Do not pick up hitchhikers
  7. Don't go anywhere alone...
  8. Do not get help from strangers if it's raining and your car isn't working
  9. Do not watch a tape even if it has no label... you'll regret it
  10. Do not go running/walking into a graveyard
  11. You will trip at least twice when being chased by a serial killer, vampire or monster
  12. Say out of the basement or attic, doesn't matter if you heard something they are death traps
  13. Never trust the innocent ones, they are more than likely the killer. 
  14. Avoid camping trips, desert/farm parties or any kind of party.
  15. Always double tap. Always!!


Now your turn, add some rules that you think should be here or that I have forgotten. 

1 comment:

  1. 16. Never be a dick just for the sake of being a dick. Anyone who's a complete jerk for no reason will be killed...often more violently than the rest.

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